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Jody never asked to become a vampire. But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching back, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her.

Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings is going to take some doing, however, and that''s where C. Thomas Flood fits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his friends) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door...and proceeds to rock Tommy''s life—and afterlife—in ways he never thought possible.

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"Deft and funny." -- The New York Times Book Review

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Christopher Moore is the bestselling author of  You SuckA Dirty JobThe Stupidest AngelFlukeLambThe Lust Lizard of Melancholy CoveIsland of the Sequined Love NunBloodsucking Fiends, and  Practical Demonkeeping. Visit the official Christopher Moore website at ChrisMoore.com.

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Christian Reyes
5.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Perfect blend of comedy, personality, and storytelling.
Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2019
This entire trilogy is in my top 3 vampire franchises of all time. It''s got the perfect blend of comedy and personality, with enough seriousness to keep the plot moving forward. These characters are all so fun, even on a repeat read. It never takes itself too... See more
This entire trilogy is in my top 3 vampire franchises of all time. It''s got the perfect blend of comedy and personality, with enough seriousness to keep the plot moving forward.

These characters are all so fun, even on a repeat read. It never takes itself too seriously, so you know everything will be alright in the end, but you never quite know how the story will get there.

It''s really difficult to rate this one without referring to the rest of the trilogy, but it''s a great introduction to 85% of our recurring characters, with only a couple more being introduced in the next book.

It also doesn''t have too many connections to Moore''s other novels, unlike the sequels, which allows the book to focus on our primary characters. Super fun and not too long.
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Jaguargenie
4.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Trades hilarity for deep plot
Reviewed in the United States on January 1, 2014
Don''t get me wrong: this book is funny. Usually with Christopher Moore, I have several ''laugh out loud'' moments. I had a total of one while reading Bloodsucking Fiends. It was quite funny and I did have a smile on my face the entire time. No doubt about it. What... See more
Don''t get me wrong: this book is funny. Usually with Christopher Moore, I have several ''laugh out loud'' moments. I had a total of one while reading Bloodsucking Fiends. It was quite funny and I did have a smile on my face the entire time. No doubt about it.

What really impressed me was the character development he had in this one. Jody and Tommy are real characters. They act and feel like people that you can care about, not just plot mechanics to move the story forward (ditto for fuel for the joke fire). The Emperor and The Animals are relatively well developed too and they even have their emotional high points in the story too. All in all I would say I am impressed with the characters because I was pulling for a certain outcome near the end and wanted to see and hear more from Jody and Tommy by the end. That is the mark of captivating characters. (and it works since he wrote 2 sequels)

The biggest criticism I would have with this is that the subject matter can get dark. Really dark. Jody is a vampire. I get it. There are some relatively vicious kills though, and while they are punctuated by a joke to try and bring back some levity, they are still brutal none the less. There is one near the end of the book that adds a particularly emotional punch to the plot, leaving the reader torn after all this character development. That one in particular is a double edged sword and you don''t quite know how to feel about it.

Good read, just go in realizing that the usually Moore humor is tempered by some dark subject matter.
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cathairetic
5.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Nacho Typical Vampire Novel
Reviewed in the United States on August 9, 2013
Christopher Moore has the greatest, wacked out, goof ball imagination. I have read many of his books and they are all laugh out loud hilarious. I am a San Francisco native who lives on the east coast and I felt like I was back home as I read his city descriptions. The story... See more
Christopher Moore has the greatest, wacked out, goof ball imagination. I have read many of his books and they are all laugh out loud hilarious. I am a San Francisco native who lives on the east coast and I felt like I was back home as I read his city descriptions. The story is about Jody, a twenty-something girl who is attacked one night by a vampire and wakes up two days later with a dumpster on her back. She gets up, tossing the dumpster right across the alley. "Must be the adrenalin rush I''ve heard about," she decides. One hand is burned to black crisp because it was not under protection. There is an envelope with $100,000 in one hundred dollar bills with a note telling her that she will need it. It is late at night and her purse is gone. Thank goodness she still has her bus pass in her pocket. She needs to get home to her boy friend...

Chaos and hilarity follow her as she tries to adjust to her new existence. She needs an instruction book and that inconsiderate monster who did this to her just threw money at her. She needs a minion to take care of things when the sun is up and chooses Tommy, a recent arrival from Indiana. Other characters are the Animals, a group of losers who work the 3rd shift at the Marina Safeway where Tommy finds a job courtesy of the Emperor of San Francisco and yes, there really was such a person, a sort of street person with two dogs (his men) beloved by the residents of the city.

A series of gruesome murders begins. The police are puzzled, the Emperor knows it is a vampire but no one can take him seriously. How Tommy and Jody, aided by the Animals, the Emperor and the police figure out just what is going on is one of the funniest books you might ever read. You will not want to put it down and will annoy your family and friends as you constantly laugh out loud.
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Albert Bowes
5.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Christopher Moore is amazing, and so is this book!
Reviewed in the United States on October 1, 2018
I have been a fan of Christopher Moore for some time and I bought this book after realizing I didn''t have it in my collection. His writing is an acquired taste and you either like it or don''t. I mostly like it. This is a terrific and humorous read and I highly recommend it,... See more
I have been a fan of Christopher Moore for some time and I bought this book after realizing I didn''t have it in my collection. His writing is an acquired taste and you either like it or don''t. I mostly like it. This is a terrific and humorous read and I highly recommend it, as well as the other books in this series, You Suck and Bite Me. Worth it for the Emperor alone! Vampires in reality dealing with human problems and humans....
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I. Vining
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Bite Me was a sequel?
Reviewed in the United States on June 26, 2016
I actually read the sequel before I read this book, but even knowing the ending it was fun. I have enjoyed Christopher Moore''s style. The characters are believable. I enjoy the style where many of the characters are "everyday people" , and not doctors, lawyers,... See more
I actually read the sequel before I read this book, but even knowing the ending it was fun. I have enjoyed Christopher Moore''s style. The characters are believable. I enjoy the style where many of the characters are "everyday people" , and not doctors, lawyers, millionaires, actresses, or super sleuth detectives, but people you might meet on any large west coast city (San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, etc.) street and not think too much about it. It is an enjoyable romp, for adults when the desire to escape a day of mundane stuff. You can read Bloodsucking Fiends and think okay my life could be worse my significant other could be a vampire.
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Joe Best
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Not exactly your Transylvania Vampire
Reviewed in the United States on June 13, 2016
The first of this trilogy sets the tone of the story. First of all, it is "A Love Story" with a very unique premise. This is a funny book, as are all of Moore''s books and quirky as usual. What "violence" there is, is not violent, but necessary to set up... See more
The first of this trilogy sets the tone of the story. First of all, it is "A Love Story" with a very unique premise. This is a funny book, as are all of Moore''s books and quirky as usual. What "violence" there is, is not violent, but necessary to set up the events of how the main character finds herself in the position she''s in, and weaves a thread to bring about the next two books in this trilogy. It is an easy read and flows right along in its storytelling. So many great characters and situations. You never can tell where one event will lead to the next, but if you are a Moore fan, you will see little references to characters in other of his books. It''s a treat to run across them and takes you back to that particular book and story reminding you of how quirky Moore''s writings are. This is a fun trilogy to read and you will wish he would write sequel. But no doubt he will bring them back in another book somewhere down the road. Have fun reading this. I did and couldn''t wait to share with my "fiends", I mean friends.
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Doc Holliday
5.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Laughing nonstop
Reviewed in the United States on August 12, 2019
This was my first Christopher Moore novel, it will not be my last. I laughed so much during the entire book. Realistic reactions and feelings. I loved the entire book and the way it flowed together! It was a delightfully dark book with plenty of adult humor. I will be... See more
This was my first Christopher Moore novel, it will not be my last. I laughed so much during the entire book. Realistic reactions and feelings. I loved the entire book and the way it flowed together! It was a delightfully dark book with plenty of adult humor. I will be recommending this book to whomever needs a good laugh.
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Craig Harris
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Share it with someone you love
Reviewed in the United States on October 5, 2013
Totally enjoyed this book a few years ago, which is why I bought if for my wife. (Yeah, I know. I''m a hopeless romantic.) I had FINALLY gotten her to read ''A Dirty Job,'' also by Christopher Moore, a few months ago -- it was how we were both introduced to this author.... See more
Totally enjoyed this book a few years ago, which is why I bought if for my wife. (Yeah, I know. I''m a hopeless romantic.) I had FINALLY gotten her to read ''A Dirty Job,'' also by Christopher Moore, a few months ago -- it was how we were both introduced to this author. After she read that, she wanted more. So for her birthday she got this love story.

Christopher Moore is an original, using well-defined characters to tell offbeat stories. Through this book you will learn about turkey bowling. If you read ''Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ''s Childhood Pal,'' you will find out that Jiu Jitsu was invented by Jesus (though they changed the spelling). That is one of my minister''s favorite novels -- it is not a biography.

Trust me, if you enjoy humor and good writing, you will enjoy Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story. (The sequel is not quite as good. But how often are they?)
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Jamthesun
3.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
I do like a laugh though and I understand that Moore writes ...
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 3, 2015
I have to say first up that I am not a vampire fan boy. I don''t watch the TV shows or read all the series of the genre. I do like a laugh though and I understand that Moore writes funny stories. I picked this because the reviews were promising and it seemed a decent first...See more
I have to say first up that I am not a vampire fan boy. I don''t watch the TV shows or read all the series of the genre. I do like a laugh though and I understand that Moore writes funny stories. I picked this because the reviews were promising and it seemed a decent first dive into Moore''s work. My thoughts? Well it was OK. It was fine. It was engaging, I kept reading. I quite enjoyed it. Did I rush to buy the next one? No. I guess the main thing I would say is that I just didn''t find it very funny. I can''t remember laughing at all in fact. I don''t want to say it was bad, it wasn''t. It was fine - an easy, enjoyable read, no more. If you are really into vampire stories maybe you''d enjoy it more.
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CC Man
5.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Blood Sucking Fiends hits the spot
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on September 18, 2012
Excellent book from a writer who should be better known in the UK. Funny, sharp, good characters, and did I mention he is funny? A unique take and antidote to the current sentimentalised and formulaic vampire genre - a kind of literary garlic. I''ve read several of his books...See more
Excellent book from a writer who should be better known in the UK. Funny, sharp, good characters, and did I mention he is funny? A unique take and antidote to the current sentimentalised and formulaic vampire genre - a kind of literary garlic. I''ve read several of his books now, including the two others in this series. Recommended.
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Partridge
4.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
Light touch horror
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 16, 2016
I like Christopher Moore''s humour and this works as a "light" scifi horror. Certainly going to read the trilogy.
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A.C.
5.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
love it!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 3, 2014
Love it! Christopher''s Moore books are easy, funny read! And this one is no different. If you like vampires, and are wondering how will it be to be one nowadays - this is a book to read!
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Crystal
5.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase
A***
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on January 14, 2014
This book is a brilliant read. Very funny. Just what you would expect form the one of the masters of comedy.
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